Tweets I Would Love to Read

October 23, 2009 — 2 Comments

You know what I love more than the smell of victory? The smell of loser’s defeat.
sueCsit

@sueCsit yeah, hon. thank you.
b1tchisback


I just got my feet unwebbed!
marycherry

@marycherry I shoulda picked the other one when I had the chance.
mamacherry

@mamacherry oh, mama~ I love ya. Let’s go hunting for baby seals!
marycherry

Come over here to get some frottage!
apriltuna

@apriltuna meet you at the janitor’s closet.
travoltadick

Hahaha.
get them all?

2 responses to Tweets I Would Love to Read

  1. OMG OMG OMG
    Sue Sylvester’s Twitter~

    “Sue Sylvester just walked past a mirror and briefly fell in love with herself. Gotta look into this cloning thing.”
    “Hey next-door neighbors! Just poured bleach on your lawn. Don’t want it to happen again? GET THAT DOG’S VOCAL CHORDS REMOVED. I asked nicely”

    “Contracted a wicked case of H1N1. You know how I’m going to fight it? Willpower.”

    “Health insurance is for the weak. I perform all my own medical procedures.”

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