Robin Hood is a Lot of Very Little

May 12, 2010 — 5 Comments

First of all, “Hi, hello, Cate Blanchett as Lady Marion”

You were my favorite part of the film. Even though I was all like “Lady Marion in an armor?” I still liked it. She was multi-purpose that Lady Marion. She changed horseshoes, and took charge of the crops, and talked to the priests and bishops like it was her business. Even though it totally didn’t fit the period, I was all over it.

This year’s Robin Hood starring Russell Crowe and Cate Blanchett, directed by Ridley Scott tells “the story behind the legend” as they put it, by having Robin returning from the crusades led by King Richard “The Lionheart,” who has perished in battle.

Back in England, the newly-crowned King John is on the verge of civil war, and a possible French invasion.

It’s a fight for FREEDOM!

The story tries to present a lot, from having Robin in the army with his mates, to the return, and his meeting with Lady Marion and Sir Loxley. The plots against the loser King John… more than halfway into the film, you feel like you have seen very little. It’s not really boring, it’s just weird, if you think about it. Spending so much time showing you stuff, and feeling like nothing has happened.

The art direction is particularly good… all from set design, to wardrobe. It’s pretty impressive that way. However, I wished there had been more blood in the battle scenes, but I understand that they wanted to keep it PG-13… even though I doubt any young people would be attracted to a film with Crowe and Blanchett, over the pleasing Iron Man 2 with Downey Jr. [and if you’re in Asia, maybe you can watch Ip Man 2 instead]After all, Robin Hood is a pretty gloomy affair… so maybe it could have been made as a Rated-R film, and no one would have said anything.

The fact is Robin Hood is a summer blockbuster film, so it’s neither a success nor a stink… but if you’re willing to get past all the wacky history, making fun of Gladiator, Russell Crowe growl… then, why not? 3/5

Did I mention Cate Blanchett? LOL

5 responses to Robin Hood is a Lot of Very Little

  1. It was directed by Ridley Scott, so I’m expecting it to be not that bad. But your review kinda gave me a second opinion. And yes, Robert Downey Jr FTW! :D

  2. I loved Iron Man even though the story there was kind of meh….
    I am so watching this movie for Cate, who gives a fuck about Russel?

  3. Amy {omg, this is so bizarre], I’m always on the fence with Ridley Scott xD There’s only a handful of directors who I would lose it for… not in order, Shunji Iwai, Alfonso Cuaron, Tetsuya Nakashima, Koreeda, Guillermo del Toro, Tim Burton, and Lars Von Trier – wow, from Burton to Von Trier xD

    I think those can do no wrong in my book. LOL

    Julz, IKR? Can you believe I read people that “can’t stand Cate” ZOMG. I almost fainted. LOL

  4. La crítica en cannes fue muy demoledora. Del Ridley Scott de “los duelistas” ya no queda nada, solo su rodilla. Ahora veré Robin Hood por Cate Blanchett.

  5. Team Blanchett! xD

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