So so hard to pick a great quote
because the whole episode was filled with Sue Sylvester
dialog to spare~~~

Alright, everybody! Listen up! When you hear your name called, cross over to my side of this black shiny thing.

(That’s called a piano, Sue.)

Santana, Wheels, Gay Kid — come on, move it! Asian, Other Asian, Aretha, and Shaft!

BUAHAHAHA. So so many great quotes on this week~

Courtesy of Sue Sylvester again!

I’ve always thought the desire to procreate was a sign of deep personal weakness. Me? Never wanted kids. Don’t have the time, don’t have the uterus.

Hahahaha.
And come on! That journal entry! xD

Courtesy of Kurt~
the a-dork-able Chris Colfer~
But I was battling it out with that other line,
which I will also post, because it’s too funny.

Oh, Bambie! I cried so hard when those hunters shot your mommy.

*BARF*!!! xD
hahahaha

I don’t know yet where he [Kurt] got the booze, although I’m pretty sure it wasn’t a fake I.D. He looks like an 11-year-old milkmaid

HAHAHAHA

Courtesy of Sue Sylvester
played by the awesome Jane Lynch

You know caning has fallen out of fashion in the United States but ask anyone who’s safely walked the immaculate sidewalks of Singapore after winning an international cheerleading competition, and they’ll tell you one thing — caning WORKS! And I think it’s about time we did a little more of it right here.

And to all those naysayers out there who say “That’s illegal. You can’t strike children on their bare buttocks with razor-sharp bamboo sticks!” Well to them I say “Yes we CANE!” And that’s how Sue C’s it!

Why aren’t you freaking watching Glee?